Drum roll forum owner. We love this guy. Follows no rules, answers to no-one. Best of all - pays a % of any money we make. Hence banning free speech, competition, & creating a coffee moneytorium. Did I spell that right? Anyway, he's fishy #coffeeforum #coffee #coffeeroaster

This week. We have banned 28 forum members. So we thought we would publish a useful infographic to help you know the rights and wrongs of the #coffeeforum #coffeetime #roasters #coffeelovers #espresso #levermachines #coffeeroaster #nichecoffee #nichegrinders #bellabarista

I just like my own post. This is self-love. I have a lot of love to give

No rest for the wicked. Today, we hijacked the Londuinium post. It's a great marketing ploy, we suggest negatives, then throw in the ACS Vostok. Looking forward to watching those shares rocket. It's not ethical but literally, who cares? 😂😂😂👍🏻💁 #ACSVOSTOK #ACSESPRESSO

I just change someone's avatar. His days are numbered. I have my lflying monkey 'sausage sucker' reinvigorating old posts in order to discredit. I'll back him like my shares depend on it. #coffeeforum #levermachines #espresso #shadytactics #marketing #coffeeroaster

The Lighter side of life. Bean subscriptions for coffee lovers, organised for members, by members. What a money earner! so we tried to charge them to advertise on their own forum. They said no. So we banned the organisers #coffeeforums #coffeeroasters #baristas #bellabarista

Forum members asking why Niche Coffee let me write reviews, attend trips, without paying anything, no free machines, no shares. Normally considered a poor show. And why do I mention & recommend the niche at least 300 times a week? I delete those questions #coffeegrinders

Today, I am reviewing the niche coffee grinder. AGAIN. I get no benefit from this at all from Niche Coffee. They give me nothing. I just do it for pleasure. #coffeeforum #coffeegrinders #coffeebeans #selfpromotion #coffeeforums

Esteemed leader #tinypillock made contact with one of the many banned EX members. Said he didn't know anything about our strong-arm advertising tactics. He does, but it shut them up He only speaks to men How stupid are they? #coffeeforum

How rude, I forgot to introduce little Weiner. He's the little sausage in the sandwich. Need someone to slate the competition, clean up negative comments? We are the dream team matey #coffeeforum #coffeeuk #coffeeroaster #bellebarista #nichecoffee #coffeetime #coffeelovers

We go the extra for roasters and manufacturers that advertise. Look how we bashed the comp, plugged the advertiser, the Vostok I helped design, & my own forum. LEGEND #ACSVostok #coffeefum #nichecoffee #bellabarista #roaster #CoffeeLover #coffee

Big news. I can offer 20 Niche grinders ahead of the silly waiting lists. I did this, ME, ME, ME. It's only available to paying members and we are still not asking Niche Coffee to advertise. They do well out of me and I do well out of you. Screw community

We have tracers. We read private emails, we stick our fingers up at privacy and data protection. Just because we can. This used to be a coffee community. I am proud to call it a cash cow. Dissenters will be tracked, traced, dispatched #Coffee #baristamagazine #coffeetwitter

We are pretty inventive in finding ways to relentlessly promote one brand. You know, the one I write the reviews for. Niche Coffee So much fun and when we three misogynists get together, we even get to use the word twati n our posts. And why not, coffee's a guy thing right?

Just banned another coffee forum member. Feeling GOOOOD. We managed to find time to go through a year's worth of their posts until we found something. But we got there. Working our way through. Banning anyone who makes us look like twats. Which is easy #coffeetwitter #coffee

Can we have Dougnut Friday? #dougnuts #treatyourstaff #EmployeeExperience #employers #lockdown #lockdowneasing #lockdowneasing #Retail #retailers #shopsreopening

Look how I advertise a brand that doesn't pay to advertise Niche Coffee, make forum members pay to benefit, whilst looking like we treat everyone the same. Of course, we don't 💁 Don't even mention the paying advertisers 😂 I love my throne. #coffeeroaster #roasters #coffee

Paypal may give sponsors rights but we say fuck it - we'll ban you for life. We just banned someone just for highlighting the auto-renewal. We're the unfriendliest coffee forum, it's a reputation we uphold. And Tiny Pillocksaid we should The Yard Coffee Tait #coffee

This caterpillar cake business between Aldi Stores UK and M&S. Ask me, and M&S has become a Little Britain. #freecuthbert #greatbritishtakeoff

We've been quiet, and busy. We had a little trouble with a new forum created by our most knowledgeable members. We banned them obvs. Now we've had to create a fake account on CFUK, so we can bitch about them. Patreeeeek used a VPN and all, we're really that clever. #coffee