I just want to apologize to all the people i called old at 30 when i was 15

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover i didn't like and he said no You're 30 and that's your wife and kids

Nothing better then having this kind of eye contact with a girl at the bar and then not saying a single word to her

Too real not funny

“Mi intención es crecer con la empresa” *Recibe una oferta de trabajo con mejor salario:*

guys we were all there when this photo was taken it’s kinda like a group photo if you think about it

Si,peco de ignorante pero si la tierra fuera plana,cual sería el problema? Por que el gobierno no quisiera que eso se sepa?

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

In the last week I’ve gone from Heat on Heat off Heat off windows open A/C on A/C off windows open Windows closed Windows closed heat on

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

The type of fit i’d pull up in at the Met Gala