🚨 NOW: President Trump just PERSONALLY buys hamburgers for EVERYONE on Air Force One from a mom and pop restaurant in GA “I’m totally serious! Get some hamburgers. I gotta make a speech, then come back, and we’ll get them warmed up for Air Force One!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Don’t ever change! 🤎

Hey, ERICA 🤌🏼, Scott Adams, SERGIO IN TUCSON — Better kick me off the pirate ship. The poster below says I’m hurting the cause or something.

“I discovered a way to monetize the stupidity of my critics. Best business model ever.” - Scott Adams, November 28, 2020

Thank you and all (3, I guess?) of your followers for your support. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kidding aside, thank you for actually confirming who is truly obsessed with whom. Sorry if I don’t respond after this. It may seem as if I’ve muted you but that’s just because I’ve muted you. 👋🏼

These hypocrites should be mocked mercilessly.

Good morning to everyone except my mascots from yesterday, who each, by stooping to personal insults, openly admitted that they were absolutely incapable of articulating a rational argument. To those mascots, 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴! 😆

How can you NOT be excited about turning 61? Let’s celebrate

Hypnosis is a superpower. It's subconscious persuasion. Thread: 3 principles of hypnosis you can start using today. 👀

Nashville’s historic property tax increase is putting small businesses on the ropes. 📈 🏙️ Layla’s Honky Tonk, a longtime Lower Broadway staple, says it may not survive without reform. The Tennessee legislature is considering measures to cap future tax growth.

AUTHOR YOURSELF ✍️ With Scott Adams Brand new single out now

Absolutely love my Norm Macdonald tee I got for my birthday 🎉 thanks Jon

I did promise that I would keep posting this until November. Today's a good day to do it again. For Charlie and for Scott. Scott made a Persuasive Prediction about voting in November, and we're going to make sure it happens. Even if we have to crawl through glass.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Nothing makes me more proud to see this ! 🚀🇺🇸@nasa

I rarely post or boost GFMs, but a brave young man in my neighborhood lost his medical battle this week, at just 7 years of age. His family could use a little help with expenses. If you can and are so moved, here's the link: gofund.me/8d09f6fda

What is the 🤬ing point of having my modem, FW, router, and all switches on redundant layers of backup power if, apparently, local Xfinity distribution equipment is vulnerable to even momentary power hits in my neighborhood?