In honor of his white knight coworker fighting his battles, I just wanted to quote this tweet to say it fucking sucks and his hockey takes are consistently garbage. Thank you.

It’s really unfortunate that they have the Chelios woman narrating the videos looking back at iconic moments. #Blackhawks

The microphone is picking up somebody in the crowd, most like likely a child, constantly shrieking like an idiot. Can United Center security please remove this person NOW! #Blackhawks

Of course he did. Delicate Dickinson #Blackhawks

Fuck that curtain. Enough! #Blackhawks

Faulkner and her fucking drapes have been an issue at 2 of the 3 ceremonies. Total disaster! #Blackhawks

In case anyone is missing Dan Cumstain on the radio, you can still see that he’s a fucking idiot on this shitty podcast.

Absolutely disgraceful performance tonight #Blackhawks

It’s hilarious that this broad finds it necessary for professional athletes to make a statement over something they genuinely don’t care about.

Ryan Greene couldn't finish with a porn star. #Blackhawks

#Blackhawks have been the beneficiary of some weak calls from referee Dan O’Rourke tonight. Not sure if a legitimate penalty has been worth calling all night

That’s a game bad teams find a way to lose. #Blackhawks

Is Davidson already seeing who might be going top 5 in the 2027 Draft? Lord knows little Danny will give him a fucking decade to build a mediocre team. #Blackhawks

DJ Oreo is in the house. Crowd will be BIG tonight. Thanks Faulkner! #Blackhawks

No jam on this team. Just a bunch of speedy little pussies afraid to battle. Can’t win that way! #Blackhawks

It’s AIDS Awareness night tonight. #Blackhawks

Mark acting like not wearing rainbow shit is a hate crime is perfectly on brand for his dumb ass

This move by the Kings should be enough to get them into a playoff spot so they can lose to Edmonton again in another highly unanticipated series.

Enjoy the Olympic break everyone. The #Blackhawks started their break 3 hours ago.

Man, if Davidson just had another top 10 pick maybe he could finally start digging out of this mess. Give me a break with that shit. #Blackhawks