We’re back on the border tonight at 10:30 on BBC2 Northern Ireland #SoftBorderPatrol and on BBC iPlayer BBC Northern Ireland BBC TWO NI

We’d be delighted to come along and check all paperwork and documentation to make sure those balls keep bowling across that border #SoftBorderPatrol Everything we do, we do for you

It has been VERY busy lately. Lots of paperwork, lots of questions... lots of complaints - but we do what we can for you . #SoftBorderPatrol

It’s a novel idea, but we ALWAYS know where the border is #softborderpatrol

To prove that it is still possible to cross the Irish Sea without impediment (for now)... Soft Border Patrol is on BBC Scotland channel tonight at 10pm. bbc.co.uk/programmes/b09…

Half an hour until we're on BBC Scotland channel.

We're on the BBC Scotland channel at 10.

Sincerely hope you have receipts for those Justin. 🧾 ✍️

Will there be a surge of divorces in Northern Ireland? 💔 Soft Border Patrol is now available on BBC iPlayer

We’re back tonight on BBC2 NI 10pm

10 MINUTE WARNING!!!!!! We’re back, tonight, 10pm on BBC2 NI. BBC Northern Ireland BBC TWO NI and on BBC iPlayer

What would happen if they built a bridge between Northern Ireland and Scotland? 🌉 Soft Border Patrol is on tomorrow night at 10:35PM on BBC ONE NI

Just to make you all aware. We ARE back next week. Friday night as usual. We’re here for YOU and don’t forget that, our your relevant paperwork of course! #softborderpatrol

"Up equality and up the U.D.A"...Wait what? 🤔 The Soft Border Patrol is now available on BBC iPlayer

We’re here for YOU! Tonight 11pm on BBC2 NI

We’re on a break tonight but we’ll be back next Friday night as usual