Didn't hurt at all. ziboff.com/story/3139/did… #zib #ziboff #story #funny

I am not a smart man. ziboff.com/story/3173/i-a… #zib #ziboff #facepalm

Father of the year. ziboff.com/story/3250/fat… #zib #ziboff #funny #parentfail

I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me.

Magical Toad. ziboff.com/story/3283/mag… #zib #ziboff #thathigh

I accept apologies in the form of cupcakes, cash or vodka.

never give up on your dreams keep sleeping

My little confession. ziboff.com/story/3428/my-… #ziboff #zib #bfvsgf

I dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

I have this habit of not being able to control my facial expressions when someone says something stupid or annoying.

The Wisdom Of Chairman Dog. ziboff.com/story/3374/the… #zib #ziboff

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

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Everyone thinks i’m overdramatic when i’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THATS overdramatic

i'm actually really sweet until you annoy me

Right in the kisser. ziboff.com/story/3610/rig… #zib #ziboff #perfecttiming

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body

home is where you can look ugly & enjoy it

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