Group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

Ule msee mwenye amenunua KPC ndiye nahurumia bana ju 2027 we are getting back all our public assets. Hakuna vile KPC being the biggest pipeline in east and central frica itacontrolliwa na nchi jirani na iko kwetu how??? That is our power, our strength.

Safaricom is sabotaging Lipa Na MPESA STK option and the Oneapp so that subscribers can buy new sim cards. Filthy company.

Anyone who goes against you without hearing your side of the story was already looking for a reason to be against you.

I have finally used that phrase "hio ambia morio hukudinya" after a girl asked me for 100/=. I am feeling like a first class graduate from Amerix-Kibe university

Mimi naye kusema ukweli vile naonanga kama ningekua mwanamke sahii ningekua single mother of seven. These women without children are strong aki

Secondary school management now have a problem with baggy trousers,they’re telling students to slim fit it 😂😂 This is proof that teachers are just haters of things that’s considered “cool”

Air Force nimekua nikubuy 2k nimeenda Nike Store nikaambiwa ni 45K Kwani Hio ya 2k haikuundwa USA?

Do anything to come to Australia even if it’s selling your ancestral land you will never regret

Hard truth is that nowadays big money doesn’t come clean, and clean money doesn’t come big.

GUSTAVO Do anything to live a good life in Kenya even if it’s working 18 hours per day, you will never regret

Nobody baths 365 times a year. Absolutely nobody!

Hii Nairobi uko kwa jam, you buy a hat from a Tanzanian, bananas from a Burundian, then go to your Rwandese barber and finally drive home to be welcomed by your Ugandan maid ... Jumuiya kweli.

UDA candidate has won 1167 votes only out of 72,000 in Ol Kalou during nomination. Ile dust Ruto ataona in Mount Kenya Wacha tu

Ukizaliwa majuu unakuwa fan wa team ya hometown yako ata kama iko ligi ya tano😂

WILLIE OEBA NAKUMATT closed with all the branches nothing is permanent. • Kenya: 45 branches  • Uganda: 9 branches  • Tanzania: 5 branches  • Rwanda: 3 branches

Everyone should go to Japan at least once (preferably early in life) just to understand what a highly functioning society can look like

Being a landlord to Gen Z tenants is basically running a daycare with rent reminders.

Kenya Meat Commission reports loss before tax of Kshs. 589 million. Imagine making losses in a business like meat.

As a man nobody will sleep with your wife if you never sleep with another man’s wife before.