There are up to a million furries in the United States. If they all moved to one of these states, they could elect two furry senators and multiple members of the house

Would like to learn to to complain on social media, would anyone be able to teach me?

If you ask me about the Roman Empire, I will ask you about your internet addiction

My love language is being silly around you

I heard microsoft made a larger version of this app. I think they call it XL or something

Need more friends with lisps, u think they have a lisp convention or should I just hang out at a speach pathologist office to get my fix. I could get a part time receptionist job

Are you still a furry if you dress up as a bird, reptile, or amphibian??

a modern day who's on first be a producer named Whos "who's on the beat"

So to make split pea soup, I guess you start with a bunch of gymnasts and WAYYY too many water bottles

How different is the music you listen to when you have headphones on? I wish I could see my Spotify wrapped and segmented by the way in which I choose to listen to the music.

The whole thing about pirates having an eyepatch to see under deck without having to adjust their vision is false, the truth is that the first actor to play a pirate in the movie just happened to have an eyepatch

are research posters supposed to look ugly or do they just happen to?

On one day each year Twitter should only allow Haikus to change vibes

Why did we make uber so lame, you are literally summoning your own chariot

As a centrist, I don’t take probiotics or antibiotics. I only take neutral biotics

Cotton Eye Joe Monterey and Monterey Jack have the same probability of each one being a line dance, or a cheese

Hot chocolate, with marshmallows in it is the gateway to Boba

Elephant seals seem mad annoying fr