malachite promotes wealth and abundance ✨

Bitch, 2020 tested our health... 2021 is testing our survival skills.... WTF IS NEXT!?! 😩😩

If you want to get in the best shape of your life (in 6 weeks), read this:

all i did was tell my dad i’m anaemic 😭😭

Having a man who’s soft when it comes to YOU is TOP TIER 😩 that nonchalant, no emotion, no effort is for the birds, WE TOO GROWN... Hold my hands, kiss my face, randomly hug & kiss me, etc. Being w the wrong person will make you feel like you just asking for too much.

i hate this weather i’m dying😵‍💫

just had a great idea for cemeteries

why do landlords charge pet rent??? my dog don’t even got a job

Am I the only one that sees a problem with working 8-9 hours a day and then going home to having about 4 hours to yourself which includes getting ready for the next day??? This is not life…

when yo cart get clogged 😭😭

When you tryna put sheets on the bed

from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife” 🥺

me: i have errands to run the errands:

i want my whole apartment to smell like i shoved pumpkins up my ass

my phone be so dry i be checking tomorrow’s weather.

“Babe imma take you to the pumpkin patch”

Me when my man asks me to keep him alive in COD while he uses the bathroom

iMessage needs a “Sent with Attitude” option