You’re telling me I spent years on this godforsaken app watching all of you call dozens of hairless twunks “bear” and “daddy” when this porterhouse ribeye roast of a man was out there? You made me subsist on appetizers??? When I could’ve been EATING?

💕🍆 ISN'T IT NEAT 🍆💕 Namjin, E, 4k, written for BDN Fest ☕ non-famous AU ☕ friends with benefits ☕ trans namjoon, overcaffeinated bottom seokjin ☕ objectively too many sex toys archiveofourown.org/works/22320229 mb by @amalyn_writes

💻 DON'T PLAY INNOCENT 💻 JK-centric ot7, 2.6k, E 🛏️ college au 🛏️ exhibitionism, voyeurism, consensual slut shaming JK forgot he had a scheduled video call with his friends, which is why he’s browsing porn when they call. archiveofourown.org/works/25056061 mb by @amalyn_writes

lemonade jungwoo 700k party

doyoung to his parasocial lovers