FUCKING LEGEND OF A RESPONSE.

that should be me wearing that ring that should be me touching your ass that should be me that should be me

this is frying me

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

If a puppeteer wins an Oscar you WILL hear me screaming from seven thousand miles away that would be the coolest thing EVERRRRR

Ticketmaster has canceled thousands of tickets purchased by scalpers for Harry Styles’ residency at Madison Square Garden. The company is now working with his team to resell them to fans at face value.

Interesting because TM has been telling every artist and agent team for the last year that they have a new policy that they “don’t do sweeps for bots/scalpers” Good on Harry and his team for forcing them to do the right thing here.

you caught you?

Mel King and Friedrich Nietzsche ✨️

Being able to deduct your mortgage from your taxes but not your rent is a form of class warfare.

i think this is my favorite pitt tweet ever

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

.Zoe Isabella Kravitz

بحب كومنتس تيك توك موت

"a bad daughter is just an average son"

i’mfuckingcrying

my mom has a beautiful gas oven she is getting rid of at the same time we are redoing our kitchen and my husband doesn't want to take it because he thinks i'll leave the gas burner on and kill our family

you're a cowboy like me

Jeff Bezos making more money off Reylo than the morons at Disney…