George Floyd had a sex tape.

Smoking at school is a little different when you’re the teacher.

Bitch, you’re not even from America. When did they get rid of apartheid in South Africa again?

Some bullshit from a dumbass that’s not even from this country.

Mitch Hedberg would be so proud! #theybecomestairs

Not all stereotypes are created equally.

I watch CNN for news, but I watch MSNBC when I want my news to be a lil petty.

Now that the smell of urine has been replaced with the smell of marijuana, I fucks with you, New York City.

On today’s episode of #shortattentionspantheatre: my Jesus has a coat of many colors. #jesus #jesi #blackjesus

Shut all the fucks up.

Hey, y’all, sorry I’m late, but I’m here now. -November

This nigga here…

Yo, this is realer than real.

I knew this ho was a lizard.

BREAKING: President Biden makes the historic announcement that every American household will have high-speed Internet access by 2030 because it's an "absolute necessity" in the modern era. Better still, Biden pledged that the cables to provide this life-changing internet will be

Wow…

What stack you on, bro?

Tell me you’re a sentient red flag without saying you’re a sentient red flag.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours