A match made in hell is still a @match. Latest work from Maximum Effort #2020LoveStory

the great gatsby's out of copyright? sounds like we've been given the green light

Four years ago a high school civics teacher, at the end of their rope, wished on a monkey paw that every kid would know the Constitution thoroughly. Well, wish fucking granted.

Looking at the doorbell cam for UberEats is the new staring into the microwave at your hot pocket.

Morning. The #TexasFreeze continues & grid operator ERCOT is still reporting >31,000 MW of thermal generation capacity out as of 9AM CT. Down slightly from a peak of 34,000 MW reported yesterday afternoon (ercot.com/news/releases/…) but still >40% of thermal capacity in state!

This is the best explanation I’ve seen on the Texas grid and winter issues.

You think that’s crazy? We once SMOKED WEED and woke up 10 years later and Baylor had gotten good at sports. With no idea what happened. DON’T DO DRUGS.

Baylor for the championship!! And crazy OT win by Gonzaga over UCLA. One hell of a mid-court shot! Baylor by 7. #SicEm

I counted instances of TX voter fraud in the Heritage Foundation's election fraud data & compared their sample to all votes cast during years where fraud occurred using Texas Secretary of State data. I learned the odds of getting struck by lightning is greater than TX voter fraud. #txlege

Thanks to the Checks and Balance podcast, I read every The Economist article in John Prideaux‘s accent. It’s a pretty good upgrade!

Mark C. Hand Congratulations, Dr. Hand! We're looking forward to welcoming you onboard. Send us a DM with your confirmation number for a little inflight treat -Emilia

Why didn’t anyone tell 6 year old me he’d find the pigeons on Animaniacs SO MUCH funnier if he’d only watch Goodfellas?

#Encanto didn’t have to go that hard. But it did. Thank goodness it did.

#Peacemaker is the HotRod of superhero shows and it’s so so good.

I’m glad Ben Wyatt finished his stop action animation for the #Severance opener.

“Uvalde could have happened anywhere… but the politics in Texas around guns adds to the indignity of all of this.” Alexandra Suich Bass

“But I need an automatic rifle for hunting!” Maybe get better at hunting, and you won’t need that many bullets. Even golf makes you pick up if you need too many shots.

Rep. Jan Schakowsky: "Let's be clear. Roe v. Wade wasn't the beginning of women having abortions -- oh, no. It was the end of women dying from abortions."

I got pulled into the inflatable world two years ago. We’ve used it three times over that span. But I’m sure you’ll use it a ton!