Gym aint hard, having nuff sleep is

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

Im old

🤣🤣🤣

Mega pint

“Advocating for fathers isnt about diminishing mothers”

One fucking assignment to go

If we pay for things using words, I’d be worth billions

Oof

when reality hits

Sleeping skin to skin with your lover >>>>

It wasn't all my fault. I just thought I'd let you know - something has gotten into me ever since you let me go.

No matter how good, you think somebody is Always protect your heart There's no such thing as a perfect relationship Because there's no such thing as perfect people So just learn from it and move forward Show less

The most powerful email app: Gmail But most of us aren't using it to its full potential. Here are 7 tips that’ll save you hundreds of hours of your life:

Three nights ago I rode a taxi, it so happened that the driver was Filipino. Manong driver has been living here in UK since 2006, and when we were talking about the state of the Philippines, he said (non-verbatim): "Sa Pilipinas, maghihirap ka talaga lalo pag may anak ka..."🧵

I’ll never be more loved than I am right now

BSP Governor is among highest paid central bank governors in the world -- getting more than counterparts in UK, Europe, Japan and US -- despite Philippines being among poorest one-third of countries in the world (by GDP per capita). Deserve?

No words, thank you all for staying with me for so many years of support ♥️