Way More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth This May™ -New mark of the beast? 2-1-8. -Whole Foods Co-op finally restocking frankincense and myrrh. -Three words: Plague. Of. Tourists.

my Fleetwood Mac cover band is becoming a Pat Benatar cover band on Saturday night, if you’re in Duluth!

Way, Way More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -Aerial Lift Bridge rises every three days. -Canal Park meters now charge thirty pieces of silver for ten minutes. -Justin Liles only showing temperatures from Hell. And Proctor.

Lots More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -The mayor wrote Him a letter. -Canal Park seagulls now bombing tourists two by two. -Jesus spotted scooping at Love Thy Creamery.

🚨 BREAKING: AUDIENCES BLAME CHOREOGRAPHER FOR ALL THAT DANCING

Top Surprises in the Duluth Mayor's State of the City Address™ -Lester Park Golf Course being sold to Cargill and turned into a Cheerios factory. -Math is hard. Mayor-splaining is super easy, tho. -Only five protestors.

Lots, Lots More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -After Twiggy the Squirrel skis on the water at this year's home show, she turns it into wine. -Wailing and gnashing of teeth have been moved to the end of city council meetings. -Proctor froze over.

Today is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the dead, rolling that heavy rock away from the cave entrance, and walking out into the bright sunlight. And if he sees his shadow, we got six more weeks of winter. Happy Easter!

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sulu is so happy to be there ❤️

One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.

Phil Collins appears on David Letterman in 1985, and we discover how he came up with the song title "Sussudio."🤣

"Focker' sounds a liiiittle too close to another word I will not mention. Definitely will be interested to see how they navigate this, seeing as how it appears to be one of the character's names.

So Many More Signs That God is Coming to Duluth this May™ -Kathy Cargill packing up all her golden, wet Cheerios. -William A. Irvin started loading up two of every tourist. -Pete Stauber is changing water into sulfide dioxide.

The official musical duo of “I’m at my grandparents’ house and they’re really into this. And now I think maybe I’m also into it a little bit too.”

Last Minute Band Additions to the Duluth Homegrown Music Festival™ -Roger and the Dissent Stiflers -The Outtaheres featuring Kathy Cargill -Staubersux

WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US? JUST A SLOB LIKE ONE OF US? JUST A STRANGER ON THE BUS TRYNA MAKE HIS WAY HOME?

Duluth, Proctor, Superior

If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the Fourth then you’re looking in alderaan places

FWIW: ‘parsec’ is a measure of distance, not time, but that doesn’t make the Millennium Falcon’s Kessel Run any less impressive.