this is 2016 insecure girl vibes

Guising the literal corporation as a democracy man thinks he's slick

My dad actually asked me what I thought of him today and I said I wasn't a fan .... Because well, I'm not

Three thousand seven hundred ninety five!

“masc with a fem personality” “fem with a masc personality” what if i broke into your house and robbed you

everytime I hear about the "new york literary scene" I'm like "what?! there's a new york literary scene!?"

This song is about a ton of birds.... I bet the lord's a leaping are also birds

I'm actually also a nepo baby if you count being middle class

I could have been a nepo baby if I knew what the hell my dad does

This holiday season it's important to take a step back from the media and reflect on the true nepo baby, Jesus Christ

I unfortunately this terrible take actually supports a theory I have about American consumption but anyway

I paid 8 dollars for NY Mag this month and Google won't let me log in to read the nepo baby article BARRIERS ARE EVERYWHERE FOR US REGULAR FOLK I S2G

My card getting declined while buying a snack at my place of employment with my boss watching 🥴

Is intergenerational trauma an answer

People asking these nepo baby related joke questions fail to recognize the possibility of first generation Americans

Not Christmas related but it sucks Elvis was abused by that carnie freak

I showed someone this and they were like "are you in AP lit" and I was like :'( no