Freljord'ian babies :

When the hunger knows no reason!

⠀ ⠀              Currently sitting in the forest, humming to herself as she polishes her sword.

⠀ ⠀              She's going to place some bills in front of the other before sitting. It may not seem like much, but for Isozaki, this is rather entertaining.

；some asshole: hey baby, you want sum fuk? Isozaki, without missing a beat: Sorry, not interested in your sausage fest, kinda prefer something that's cleaned more than once a month.

⠀ ⠀              As the other continued with the rather cacophonous melody of clanging, Isozaki would pull a small lute off her back and begin to play in a melodious manner that both accented and conflicted with the other's own random banging. “ Of course, it's wonderful. ”

⠀ ⠀              “ Sure you are. ”

；this is may just be me being a soft lesbian, but Vi is the gf I wish I had irl

⠀ ⠀              Clearly he didn't pick up the sarcasm, so she's just going to sigh and shake her head.

⠀ ⠀              Honestly, all the power to him. It isn't as if the Ionian cares to argue this early in the morning.

；things I forgot: how much I want LeBlanc to step on me.

⠀ ⠀              “ If you do it in self-defense. ”

it is, however, gay to wear crocs during sex

had a girl wear crocodiles on her hands and try to say it was sexy.

then my eight pairs of socks don't come off when we diddly.

then you're missing out on me and my cool socks 😎😎😎