rangers, astros, and mariners fans being pissed at each other for winning every game

Me making a margarita for breakfast

vibe check:

ASTROS STEALING THE AL WEST ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON

We celebrate titles in Houston.

"People were wondering what it was gonna be like if the 'Stros didn't win the division... I guess we'll never know" 😎🍾 (via Houston Astros)

Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Can’t Lose. The Texas Rangers remain undefeated in the #Postseason.

Twins bring out a lefty specialist. Yordan:

Let Scott Stapp sing the national anthem

THE ASTROS IN THE ALCS EVERY YEAR

The hit heard all around Texas.

NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER WHAT 🤘 Final: #Astros 5, Rangers 4

THE HOUSTON ASTROS AFTER ADOLIS GARCIA CAME AFTER THEM #PLAYOFFS #Astros #Rangers

- I’m so ready for these nights 😩

When you press steal once in NBA2K 😂 #NBA2K24

“There is NO POSSIBLE WAY Petrino could be hired at the University of Arkansas again.” Sam and Hunter:

a few good friends I can count on one of my hands

I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

Reminder that Jimmy Buffet had 0.5 seconds of screen time in "Jurassic World" and knew exactly how to use it.