I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

My collection of vinyl albums needs some new music but my bank account would hate me if I bought everything I’ve been wanting lol

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.   Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and

Great food at Parry’s Pizzeria & Taphouse in San Antonio! Amazing hospitality as well, looking forward to the Austin location

Elijah Wood just casually cleaning dog piss off of The Osbourne’s couch cuz Jack’s dog peed on it

Metalheads that don’t listen to the classics are just as embarrassing as hardcore kids that don’t listen to punk

In a healthy relationship, your partner hears you out if you’re upset, and their goal is to avoid upsetting you in the future, not debate whether you should have been upset in the first place, or make you feel as though your emotional experience is wrong.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

at this point, support piracy if they gon keep doing this shit

JK Rowling's lunacy aside, The original Harry potter movies are a legit miracle especially nowadays. 8 movies in a row, planned from the beginning, didn't get cancelled halfway, barely any recasts, and didn't experience any major delays. i can't see it happening ever again.

people who say “i didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you're at the grocery store or restaurant.

Food trucks used to sell you 3 of the best tacos you've had in your life for $5 cash only and then people with Masters degrees started buying them and now it's 3 of the worst tacos you've had in your life for $18.50 plus a recommended 20% tip

fuck favela chic. fuck the dude dressed up like a mondo burger employee. Jazz belongs in New Orleans, and it belongs on any street musicians wanna play it on.

Not an immigrant, not a LGBTQ+ person, not a POC, just white Republican nepo babies

BULLSHIT, YOU FUCKIN MISS ME THERE, I SAID IT, I GUESS I’LL TALK TO YOU IN A FEW MONTHS SITTING DRUNK ON THE SIDEWALK, I GUESS I’LL GET UP, I GUESS I’LL GO FOR A WALK

if you post spoilers about a movie that was released yesterday it’s clear that you were raised in a barn and NOT in the way that i like (e.g. the intelligent pig, the gentle cow)

I need to mute Weapons cuz people don’t keep their mouths shut on here

There’s 3-5 big cities in Texas that could produce amazing audiences for artists touring and doing shows, but everybody only chooses to go to Dallas and/or Houston smh