Been playing snap for a long time and got my first ink finish. I’m in love 😍

🟡🟣 4,000 follower celebration giveaway!🟡🟣 As promised, to celebrate 4k of you fantastic people following me, i'm giving away my favorite deck from set 2! All you need to do to win is repost this post and make sure you're following so I can DM you! Good luck! 🥳

The year has been rocky so far but Bo Burnham’s old albums being removed from Spotify might just be the tipping point.

I am beyond excited to announce that The EPIC Storm is now partnering with KMC USA! We're going to start by giving away 5 packs of sleeves! Like this tweet for a chance to win and/or retweet for two more chances. (US ONLY) #sponsored #ad #KMC #KMCxTES

Currently in a different dimension, playing lands for the first time in weeks tomorrow at a 1k. Hangover buff broken?

It’s time to game

Yesterday I dredged Life from the Loam, today I'm dredging mozzarella sticks. Happy Sunday

Hey Instacart Help 🍋 Instacart no response yet, I’ve been told 6 times “I should hear back from the finance team within 24-48” hours. It has now been over a month. This is unfair at this point.

For the <10 people that actually look at my tweets I have a very niche question. How many times have you seen Dundertale?

Since it’s my birthday in two weeks I decided I wanna share the excitement with another good ole’ fashioned Tron Giveaway! Do YOU want to win a free Thunder Junction bundle? All you have to do is -Like -Repost -Follow Picking a winner next Friday (03/08) Good luck!

Looking to start selling on Mana Pool but would love a referral code. Any chance I could get some help ☺️

So I did a thing

Some might say I'm crazy, but I think Risen Reef is probably really good in modern right now. The pseudo-draw getting around Sheoldred and Bowmasters is nice, and hitting a surveil land off Reef is a great feeling. Retweet if you also suffer from Reefer Madness

boys will be like 'astrology isn't real' and then cite 17Lands

Just paid $6.48 for 3 28 ounce gatorades and 10 cents/gallon off my next fill up after playing some of the best Spikeball™ Inc of my life. Life is good :)

GIVE HER AN OSCAR FOR THISSSS