Today on LockPickingLawyer we break into some nerds bullet proof door with a pick set :)

advertise your account using only paws! Yall keep having whole body!

Who forgot he had bitlocker on and didnt remember to print the recovery key. This guy!

Playing starfield, i assume wife (sarah) is lawful good. Legit no idea how to play a character like that. Half ny choices piss her off. Half she loves. Is this marriage :p

Who drank half a bottle of scotch staying up to 3 am playing starfield and is now hungover on a tuesday? This guy.

Time for the all almond and cream cheese diet :P Go go diverticulitus :)

Uwu thats a lot of nutz :)

This is why when you canadian friends try to tempt me with "move to canada" ill stick with the USA every time. Fix that shit

Kind of adulting time. I miss having dogs, but cons and diving take up weekends :(

Is a quote tweet a "domtweet"?

Gets to house party 3 states over, realizes did not pack head. Maximum reverse partialing gogogogo

Home from wisconsin! To the pair of GTR drivers in chicago: ill keep up speed wise all day but you win when you start traffic weavin. Always find that too sketch

What the hell is linkedin doing with a staff of 20,000?

I feel like i need to pay off the house and then go to college again or something. The last few years my job has just felt more and more like its just toil to make someone else cash with no like benefit to anyone.

Awwww poor baby cant take that he got put in his place by a furry.

Must be tight on budget over at Rivian since the person driving this manufacturer R1S has been filming their center console for 30 minutes by hand with their phone instead of a camera mount on the way back from the eclipse (I took the pic from my back seat. Friend is driving)