Am I the only one that doesn't have to pee until I'm somewhere where I can't?

For the love of everything, it is 2024. Why are Medicare cards still paper? Seriously?

Does anyone else get anxiety in a double lane drive thru?

My husband has become a mouth breather. I'm not responsible for what happens next.

Walking around Rural King in Ohio and hear Casey Donahew . Are you about to be an overnight success? 😂

What if we got the Moderna vaccine? #askingforafriend

Nothing like stretching your leg out and your knee popping...

I thought voting early and by mail were both riddled with fraud and unsafe. I thought y'all wanted in person day of voting only. Can't have it both ways

every time someone says “you’ll figure it out, you always do :)” to me the rage burns hotter in my chest. do you know how much work goes into figuring it out???? do you know how tired I am of ALWAYS having to figure it out by myself???

With all the technology we have, why can't my smart tv stop showing me political ads. I've already voted. You can't change my mind.

I'm positive I've started on a second barrel by now. We use a lot

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

The Skor bar is superior to the Heath bar. That is all. Carry-on!

Toad sat on the edge of his bed. ’Blah,’ said Toad. ‘I feel down in the dumps.’

Hey Taco Bell bringing the chalupa back from the 90's got me in the store. The frozen chalupa shell and cold taco meat reminded me why I don't go in the first place.

Anybody love me enough to loan me $5000. That's what the hospital needs up front for my next biopsy. No, they won't take payments.

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365