The other pandemic in Uganda is hospitals that have a weekly target of a certain amount of money they have to raise... Be careful, those expensive private hospitals are going to kill you than treat you.

It’s crazy that there has never been a serious Muganda president even when Baganda are the majority ethnic group in Uganda.

The day after my dad died, my friend that lost her dad 2 month before mine called and the first thing she said was “hi orphan” 😭🤣 I laugh cried

Isn’t it funny how we all wanted to be professionals with degrees and high paying jobs but now we just want slow mornings, independence and a regulated nervous system

Guardiola hit a gold mine with that O'Reilly box crashing stuff, bro. He's always unmarked in there, and teams are not picking it up yet😭😭

We’ve had titles decided by Salah, Foden, Haaland, De Bruyne, Hazard, Mahrez… The list goes on and on. This one feels like it could well be decided by Nico O’Reilly. 16 goals and assists this season now, already decided the League Cup final… at 21? Phenomenal.

TikTokers legit replaced Fajil Mandy, they are the ones schools are inviting for career guidance speeches.💀

Arteta bottling this PL is in the top 3 most generational chokes ever but nothing will ever come close to that Dortmund last day choke against Mainz with Bellingham crying on the sidelines

Arsenal players don’t rate their fans one bit lmfao. City fans were even selling Arsenal water bottles outside the stadium, the ‘2nd again ole, ole’ chants & these bozos only went and lost (again)

And when the topic is about healing your inner child, I’ll always step away because each time someone stands me up, I’m reminded of two times in lower primary when my parents forgot to pick me up from school. Mind you, it was an all-day school.

Gabriel turns 29 this year and he’s never won a trophy since leaving Dinamo Zagreb where he was always an unused substitute. Lille even won the league straight after they sold him to Arsenal. Hands down one of the most overrated players in the world.

My uncle who introduced this motherfuckin' club to me stays a few houses away from me Naalya. I think I should walk there and wait to jump him when he gets back home tonight because how can you do this to someone's child?

That Carabao Cup win by Pep was a big mental head over Arteta & Arsenal & he failed to see it. He should've find a way to win it cos from that Pep's celebration at the Carabao Cup final, he knew that was a edge over Arsenal. Arsenal fans must be worried.

If you're brave tomorrow is a public holiday. We are celebrating the loss of those noisemakers

Maturing is realizing that yourself a cake on any day. It doesn’t have to be on your birthday 😂

• Kepa cost Arsenal the Carabao and FA Cup. • Madueke hasn’t stepped up once. • Havertz missed a header in the centre of the goal unchallenged in the dying minutes of the game that would’ve won Arsenal the league. Fair play Chelsea.

I don’t know if people are noticing. But there seems to be a sudden huge burst of young men & women, below 35, building flats in Uganda. Chaps are entering houses with staircases at 32. Poverty is killing you alone. Clocking 40, house-less is going to make many suicidal I promise

harry kane went to germany and has since won 🏆 🏆 league titles meanwhile, netflix fc's fightin' for its life and bottlin' 3 titles in 1 month

I’ve had so many highs the last few weeks I think life had to balance out with this Arsenal match. I don’t really know much about football but Arsenal gaslit me into paying attention with this title run. I can’t manage.

There is literally ZERO logical reason for a 5-year-old to need a $60,000 Jetour T2, Hadijah Namyalo. Gavumenti elidaako egenda kubakuba amasasi ku City Square bantu mwe.