Jeffree Star has single handedly brought all walks of life together— the gays, the jocks, the girlies— with the sole mission to figure out which NFL player he’s dating. & honestly, it’s entertaining as hell.

Two things that should ACTUALLY be regulated: 1. Owning horses. 2. Reproducing human children.

This IS Katie’s season. Don’t @ me. Stay mad. #pumprules

before you dm me please know I want to be a stay at home mom. I do not want to work. I am not one of those “omg I could never not work & let my man pay all the bills!!” I CAN!!!! & I will!!

As an equine therapeutic practitioner I’m well aware there are things I cannot fix. I am not a vet. But the number one thing I cannot fix? Your riding. It’s not the horse sis.

What’s my pet peeve? This being normal in the western industry but nobody talking about how dangerous it truly is:

this is not a reunion. this is an execution. #pumprules

I could txt my friend today & she can respond 3 days later. That’s still MY FRIEND. Ppl go thru shit & ppl got lives. Ya brag abt cuttin a FRIEND off bc they didn’t speak to you in 24hrs is crazy… grow up.

new girl had the craziest cameos??? what is megan fox doing here???? and olivia rodrigo??? brenda song!?! MF PRINCE??? what was the budget?

I just saw a thread using Morgan Wallen’s mug shot from a public intox arrest stating that he was actually arrested for evidence of human remains and cannibalism on his property and the public intox charge was used to cover it up. I am 100% going to help spread that story instead

What a buckoff, what a recovery, what a landing! It’s getting wild at the PBR Teams season opener in Cheyenne!

Not me watching the video for “In Your Love” and crying on my couch at 1:30 pm on a Thursday.

It cost $0.°° to retweet this

all the time

Perfect example of how unlucky of a person I am: Today I picked two “???” Dum-dums out of a candy jar and one was bubble gum and the other was root beer so I guess I won’t be buying lotto tickets any time soon.

Know what’s worse than having the flu? Having the flu and running a boarding facility with 30 horses on it. #imunwell #fightingformylife #horsesgottaeat

I’m not a Democrat. I’m not a Republican. I’m not even a real Libertarian. I just want to be left alone. I want my constitutional rights left alone. I don’t want to pay taxes that go to waste. I want the means to defend my family and myself. I want to live in a country with

Duo lingo be like: “We noticed you haven’t done a Spanish lesson in days so you better count your fcking days pendeja” lmaooo