Hahahahaha I have spent YEARS trying to reach 10k on this stupid website and it took me 5 days on TikTok hahahaha

Snow days are dead!!!

Wow this is IMPORTANT

⁦julia⁩ is a gift to us all! Go listen to her ep of Ain’t Nobody Checkin For Me pod avail where podcasts are avail, feel me.

I was asked “how I’m doing today”

I wrote a winter haiku: The mirror shows me A white-ass, dry-ass ghost, sad. Send help and lotion.

LEAKED!!!! ATTN The New York Times I, RACHEL JORAVSKY, HAVE GOTTEN AHOLD OF THE UNREDACTED LETTER WRITTEN FROM NYC’S NICE WHITE PARENTS TO THE DOE. TAP-IN! THIS IS WHY Andrew Cuomo RE-OPENED SCHOOLS!

Joe Manchin is the new Mitt Romney

Tamed the bush after one whole year and I had enough for a locks of love donation 🤑

TONIGHT! (((RachelJoravsky))) & Cody Wilkins host Ain't Nobody Checkin For Me LIVE! Featuring: julia Jessica Henderson 🌈👩🏾‍🌾👁 yedoye Sudi Green 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show Limited tickets left: bit.ly/3dYb3X9

Literally logged back into my twitter to re-tweet this. Last show in NYC before I move to hell (LA)! Come on through America!!

brought bbq chicken to the airport. Lookin for the perfect place to eat it.

take a listennnnn

My digital comedy special is out now! Give it watch, playerzzz! youtube.com/watch?v=GXH7vy…

My doctor just informed me I have a tongue tie which medically explains why I h8 sucking dick so much

you know what's an oxymoron: a pimple AND a wrinkle

it's for the best I'm not famous bc the number of ppl who could ruin me w/ a sex tape leak is STAGGERING

NYC I'm doing this show with @WhatCodySaid at CAVEAT on daddy's day. TIX in my bio. Hey, why don't you buy one?

Breaking news!!! Jeff Wright is hosting me and @WhatCodySaid's half hours CAVEAT this Sunday! This fathers day come on out and celebrate your favorite comedy daddies (Me, Cody, and Jeff). Tix in my bio!

Something about government mandated motherhood really makes me wanna double down on eating pu$$y.