Market goes up = fundamentals! Market goes down = manipulation!

Congress: "We must stop these guys by taxing the hell out of them and providing unrealistic regulations! We need these billions to fund our programs! Also Congress: "Just print a few trillion to fix the issue" Us: "But you said!" Congress: "What's a few trillion among friends"

Shit.

NEWS UPDATE: Pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees trick CNBC and NBC on Friday. "Rahul Ligma" is seen on the left holding a Michelle Obama book. Elon says "Ligma Johnson had it coming." 😂 #CryptoNews #ElonMusk #ElonBuysTwitter #Twitter #TwitterNews #TwitterTakeover

Bottom is in for #BTC #Bitcoin

Every crypto influencer now on Twitter #BTC #Cryptocurency

“So you put $5,000 on a credit card to trade crypto, and in five years you turned it into $9 million?” “Yes Dave” “And you then lost it all in twenty minutes, and in those five years you never paid off the credit card which now has a $28,600 balance?” “That’s correct Dave”

Cigarettes > work.

"In an age of infinite leverage, judgment is the most important skill." Naval

Destined by fate 🙆‍♂️ even if you try to run, you can’t escape it 🤣🤣

In his book,Carter says that each year 100,000 girls from Africa and Latin America are sold as slaves for $1000. #YesAllWomen