It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonald’s apple pie

Sex Education Season 4 is now in production — and Dan Levy has joined the cast as Mr. Molloy!

A Britney fan applied for a job in the Royal Navy but forgot his outgoing voicemail message was a Britney Spears clip he'd found on YouTube

If you don’t have your #PrankSinatra shirt on today, you’re doing the holiday wrong! lamorne.shop

Vogue, 2023 🧁 #MiriamMargolyes

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit TaylorSwift.com/tour for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

the red set on the eras tour was made for locals and i‘m disappointed about it. holy ground, state of grace, treacherous, the last time, starlight??? she could have picked those instead the most boring ones (except atw10)

Why, as a man, are you racing me to sit down on the train

You know that scene from The Office where Kelly updates Jim on all the celebrity babies and he says "that's great. What's new with you?" And she says "I just told you." Well, that's my situation every evening in my marriage but it's Kate Middleton.

stop connecting music to every fucking insta post

“everyone is getting tired of taylor swift” okay, prove it! sell me your eras tour tickets!

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Men will be 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like you have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out

nooo im sure that relationship you got into that made you lose your best friends is good and healthy im sure of it

when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago