#truth

#realtalk

Every Snapchat convo ever: Me: lol that is so funny! Other person: what’s funny? Me: idk...? *move on — take another pic — repeat confusion and don’t lose streak*

I think it’s illegal to get rid of your kids before they’re 18. Words

My nephew made my Dad a get well card! Might not be the best placement for Halloween stickers... 🤣 #getwellsoon #Halloween

Actual footage of me trying to make a TikTok US video. #TikTok

Help us make Jason, Samantha, or Michael the GRAND PRIZE winner of the TechForce Foundation Techs Rock Awards! CLICK HERE TO VOTE 👉🏽bit.ly/2Yly3qf *Voting ends 12/6/2019 at 5pm EST

#clawisthelaw

That moment you’re driving home, casually using Google Maps instead of waze because ya know, what’s the real difference? WELL- a lot! How do you check your speed without #waze 🤣 The things you forget your car still has, because #theresanappforthat

I just actually text someone that I couldn’t make virtual happy hour because I have a virtual workout and I missed my virtual workout yesterday for virtual happy hour... #QuaratineAndChill

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Who plans on google cutting their hair now? Professional advice from Governor Gretchen Whitmer

What Gemini from Columbia University decided this? Does your other personality agree? 👀 #gemini

Does anyone else know if the term business casual has officially changed yet? #WorkFromHome #Wikileaks

👀 Remember when quarantine was fun. #virtualeverything #StaySafe

Please please. This isnt about Politics. It’s about coming face-to-face with the harsh reality of a pandemic. I shared, because it was so gut wrenching, and random. Like it was meant to happen to me so I could share with people. It’s a time for helping our brothers and sisters

Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?

Michigan is opening up next week... does that mean The Home Depot hot dogs are coming back? Seriously. I need another reason to go because I have too many plants.

@girlsautoclinic Hey Patrice! Yes, we're already seeing a higher number of women techs in our New Ford Tech student training programs than the industry average, but still working to increase it. You inspire me. 👍

My Twitter account is like a work email asking to confirm you still need the software that hasn’t been used in 300 days. Here’s my confirmation tweet.