starting to realize i’m in a significantly better mood when i have coffee in the morning

sexual education in the united states is so bad. i can’t believe we were never taught how to tuck somebody in so they’re snug as a bug in a rug

I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

My enemies are after me 😔😔…Please send me 100K

I do this for free

Period.

I LOVED THE #ATTENTION 🖤THANK YOU ARGENTINA!

this or nothing

me and oomf in the pothole in front my house

Lol @ people acting like Kim K stole some monumental dress in fashion history and completely ruined it. It’s a beige stoned frock that got to live a second life by being reused. Let’s stop acting like we’re fighting for the greater good here. The dress is fine, you’ll be fine.

Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Libra Next 48 hours will be about fun, your work ethic being complimented, you getting rewarded with a sale or a raise, and also how you have been effortlessly creating the life you want to live by focusing on the crucial points of life, the blood and-

I’m so happy this is a universal experience

✨ miley cyrus on stage but as you scroll she gets older ✨

I never realized how expensive I was until I started paying for my own stuff 😂

umbrellas are for the girls only

if my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am i to stop them

WTF? REPORTER: “Mr. President, do you think you can get a ceasefire deal done by the end of your term?” BIDEN: “Do you think that you can get hit in the head by the camera behind you?”