Tell me ben's tattoo isn't the stars spangled banner lyrics. #TheBachelor

Lauren B says she's picky about her men. For instance, she likes men who carry around blotting papers on dates. #TheBachelor

'I'm just so complicated' says every uncomplicated girl. #jublilee #TheBachelor

I've never been so uncomfortable to be on a date I'm not even on. #jubilee. #TheBachelor

The producers have a delicate algorithm which is why Jojo didn't get a date this week, right? #TheBachelor

Any person: I'm the kind of person that... Me: Zzzzzzzz #TheBachelor

Olivia says there have been blogs written about he me cankles. We should all be so lucky, Olivia. #TheBachelor

Lace just quoted her own tattoo. And that's why I've been watching this show since 1986. #TheBachelor

SO #TheRevenant is basically a 2.5 hour ad to eat Paleo.

Is Ben her piece or her peace? #TheBachelor

The twins say they do everything together and need a one on one together because...math. #TheBachelor

This vegas, helicopter, firework date is almost The Bachelor parodying The Bachelor.

If there is a god, they will do a close up of Olivia's cankles and cleverly shaved legs during her dance. #TheBachelor

The twins don't understand that a Vegas lap dance does not mean literally sitting on each others lap. #TheBachelor

is it possible the producers knew about the twins dance talent and then planned then entire vegas trip because of it? #TheBachelor

The puppet's contouring and highlighting is on point. #TheBachelor

"Little Ben is way bigger than I would have expected." Lauren H. is definitely going to the fantasy suite. #TheBachelor

"Please feel. It's good to feel. Just feel. I want you to feel." Is this Big Ben or Little Ben talking? #TheBachelor

Ben vow to make eye contact since he learned of Lace's wrath. #TheBachelor

Olivia says I'm different. The girls like to paint nails. I like to wear slutty outfits and jump out of cakes. Worlds apart. #TheBachelor