JAKE OETTINGER IS AN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST!!!! 🇺🇸🥇

Imagine your county is 90% frozen for three quarters of the year and losing in hockey to a country that has alligators in it

tomorrow hasn’t even started yet and I already want to go home from work

Holy smokes. This might be the most American thing I've ever seen. Congrats to these guys 🇺🇸

Hang it

Footage of Zach Werenski and Dylan Larkin getting Johnny Gaudreau's young children so they can celebrate on the ice 🥲

If you trust your government then your history teacher didn't do their job.

people with aries, cancer and virgo in their big 3 are 1000% these types of people:

Opening Day tickets secured ✔️

Can't believe I'm not going to cook off this year 🙃

"2026 will be my year" Me, almost finishing February:

MILLENNIALS ARE APPROACHING MIDDLE AGE. WE ARE PARENTS OF TEENS AND PRETEENS. WE GO TO PTA MEETINGS AND HAVE MORTGAGES. WE ARE PERIMENOPAUSAL AND OUR KNEES HURT. WE WERE BORN IN THE 80S AND GREW UP IN THE 90S AND ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A WALKMAN IS GODDAMN

How I feel not going to cook off this year. Both at the same time.

Over 2026. If you're the praying type, my family could use it.

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to get war updates from Pop Base.

Just shocking that Texas and Texas A&M meet with postseason implications at stake and the Aggies lost.

Suzanne Collins has said she only writes more Hunger Games books when she has something to say. TBOSAS was about the nature of humanity/authority. SOTR was about government propaganda. In light of the Epstein stuff... give me Finnick's story, I beg you.