I have claimed, for residency application purposes, 27 published research papers, honors in all clinical rotations, and a glowing recommendation from the dean. Additionally, I hereby claim a perfect score on the Step 1 exam. In fact,....

mRNA vaccines won’t alter your DNA but tobacco will

Not me. Us.

How am I at that point in med school where I’m doing anki cards in my DREAMS and getting them WRONG there too 😒😒

Chipotle out here charging extra for guac meanwhile DNA polymerase is replicating AND proofreading FOR FREE

I’m at that point in life where my To-Do list is out of control so I gave up on that one and started a new one 🙃

The Brachial plexus can’t be THAT important right? 🥲🥲

My mind is in a constant battle between “gotta save money” and “you only live once” and rn YOLO is destroying my bank account 😅

Another day of “am I feeling motivated right now or is it the coffee talking” 🧐

My classmates are sooo talented! 😭

“Just keep grinding for the next X days and then you can totally relax” - lies I keep telling myself

A wife has started this petition in honor of her husband, an intern who recently died by suicide. It asks for structural changes to the program. A look at this short list highlights how absurd and abusive medical training can be, and how far we have to go: change.org/p/chase-smith-…

Uworld Question 5: Acute cholangitis is wrong choice cuz pt doesn’t have jaundice which is part of Charcot triad. Uworld Question 20: Jaundice is only present in 50-75% of patients and shouldn’t rule out cholangitis 🙄🙄🙄

Stress level before an important interview: 8/10 Stress level when my 20 year old car makes the chuchuchu noise when i try to turn it on: 27/10

Me looking for the delinquent who keeps taking money from my bank account #itsme

Radiology is basically just a medical version of where’s Waldo but you gotta go to school a thousand years for it 🙂

Side effects may include crushing student loans, anxiety, crying, SIGECAPS, lack of social life and work-life balance, stress induced McDonalds 5 days in a row, and Anki