Please, please, stop all your heartfelt congratulatory messages. I’m so overwhelmed right now I may start to cry. Wait, that was Zoe Sperling last week. I’m just wondering what kind of mayhem I can cause with an Supreme Championship Wrestling Hall of Fame ring on my finger. Suggestions welcome.

Tonight our tour ends in Beijing. What happens after that? So many possibilities. I wonder what London is like this time of year…

@TheAceMarshall Maybe I could make it more fun. Besides, after my unfortunate “accident” on Wednesday I’d like to say hi to an old friend...

@TheAceMarshall Yes, “old” friend, I actually laughed. Well done. But no, I was thinking of someone else. Someone who has a big opportunity.

@TheAceMarshall You know how friendly I can be. I love to love and I’d hate to miss out on watching her competing ahead of Tactical Warfare.

@TheAceMarshall Dalek Street I COULD have some fun with that. Especially tonight. I’m bored this far from home with nobody to keep me company.

@TheAceMarshall Dalek Street Few people ever do...

So much talk about the position of special referee. Such an appointment should only be trusted to someone experienced with championships.

It’s come to my attention that some people are unhappy after what happened last Sunday. That’s unfortunate, but regrettably neither myself nor your #NewWorldChampion feel we owe you an explanation at this time. Have a pleasant day.

I do hope that Amy Lancaster 💜 recovers from her nasty experience last Sunday rather quickly. I would hate for her to miss out when Helena Merriman and I claim very special prizes next month. Just think of the fun matches one could make... #TriosTournament2018

Quick Twitter poll for the Supreme Championship Wrestling fan base. Given my recent spate of rule abiding actions, would you be interested in purchasing any #GoodGoodGirl merchandise on Wednesday? I think not. Let’s stick with what works. #BadBadGirl

I’m offended Donovan Kayl, last I checked it was my dastardly scheming that so besmirched the honor of Kennedy Street, if that’s even possible considering the complete lack of honor to begin with. Yet I don’t deserve to be punished? What’s a girl got to do to get a spanking?

Last week was quite successful bar one minor issue. I’d like to inform Supreme Championship Wrestling that as they refused to return my stolen property I shall refuse to speak to their halfwitted interviewers. If they wish to get a quote, send Lexy Chapel. At least she doesn’t associate with thieves

Can Supreme Championship Wrestling pass a message along to the man in charge for me? Ask him if the next time Alex and I screw with someone they’ll have to face Zoe Sperling instead of either of us, because I could get used to that rule...

Are we absolutely sure I’m allowed to compete on Supreme Championship Wrestling #SCWBreakdown? The last time I did something naughty it was deemed Zoe Sperling would need to fight in my stead. Has management now decided I’m capable of fighting my own battles?

So the world is talking about open marriages after #SCWBreakdown? Aww, it’s like it’s 5 years ago again. Should I be honoured that we started another trend in wrestling? #DarkFantasy #Trendsetters

In other news, I hear Supreme Championship Wrestling has plenty of negative press in Mexico today after the attempted unmasking of the young luchadora on #SCWBreakdown. I for one agree with this disgrace. Is an insult to an entire culture. And they call ME a bad role model? #ForShame

I was going to ignore Twitter entirely tonight to spend it with my daughter, then I saw “the easy way” mentioned by Zoe Sperling and had to comment. There was never going to be an easy way. Not with David Helms or Supreme Championship Wrestling. But that didn’t stop us before, and it won’t now.