Waking up in the mornings is always like this for Dak. Credit: Zanguzuu

Dak wears a santa beard and hat, he motions you to sit on his lap.

Look at this poor man, his throbbing member underneath that underwear. Dak would love to help him out, if only he allows. We dads need to help each other out.

"I'd kill to have a pair of large breasts around my member. Man, I miss foolin' around with women."

Dak is interested in that Merlock. He wonders if the rumors are true about him.

I'll be honest, if anyone wants to like pound the daylights out of Dak. They can, he's feeling submissive today.

Oh! I didn't see you there. Don't mind me just dealing with my pent up buddy here. What was that? You want to clean up...go ahead boy! Credit: @/psychoramboy

Man, this gator is horny. Going to need a hole or something.

(Account is dead, pretty much. Should I flip?)

"Hmm, what are you staring at?" Credit: @/Scafenafterdark

Puts his feet on the table. He expects you to rub, maybe a little tongue might be fine. But expect them to be rather musky, he has been walking in boots all day.

Who wants to suck my fat fuckin' gator cock?

"Oh, that so? Why don't you come show me?"

Dak looks around as he sits down proping his feet up. "Very quiet here lately..."

I'm sorry but it sounds like he says it... Art source in replies below. #Bowser

Today's dad is Gramps from those Cocoa Puff commercials!

"Sтαяє ιηтσ му єуєѕ, вσу!" ⥱ 40 у/σ Ɠαтσя ⥱ Ƈєятιfιєɗ ƊILƑ ⥱ ƤαηѕєxυαƖ ⥱ Sωιтcн ⥱ (Ɲ)SƑƜ RƤ ⥱ ƊєтαιƖєɗ/Ɗєѕcяιρтινє RƬ fσя тнє вιg gαтσя?