the common room is overflowing with cookies.

rae’s birth name is addison. her middle name is rae. so… addison rae. also, zelda’s birthname is zebra.

levi fell out the window again. fly high i guess 🦆🦅

ravenclaw has moved to fourth place for the house cup this year after losing 500 points during a potions class incident.

the “bald grey cult” is reactivated.

an anonymous student thinks kyle fell out of the shower. he was in there. then all you hear is “quit FALLING” *loud crash* “ow..”

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noise complaints are being made for “incessant and poor kazoo playing”.

now there’s noise complains from oboe playing.

there’s a pigeon in the common room.

kyle has gotten another noise complaint.

bald grey cult is back again.

someone asked me to join the bald grey cult, so check behind my profile picture.

a group of students are having a smash bros tournament in the common room.

bald grey cult’s back.

the entire castle blew up.