finding out you freakier than someone you like is the worst

Making her wear a shock collar and every moan setting it off

“can i come over and stare at you like this” says the person who struggles to maintain any eye contact

Do we fuck with horny losers who treat the strap like an extension of themselves and like they can feel every part of it

I must be ovulating or something, is there something happening with the stars. Like flirt with me for a second and I wanna eat you alive

I just want to make out with a pretty girl

me and my girl don't argue she grabs the back of my neck like a dog and I submit

Does the sun rise and fall?

i can't breathe

Todays to do list: -Walk on thin ice -Make matters worse -Judge a book by its cover -Bark up the wrong tree

Stuck between wanting to dom someone and just wanting to be puppy 💔

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

My libido is literally ruining the relationships in my life

I leave the bar with 0 phone numbers cuz I'm an alcoholic not a hoe

april is over i wont be your fool anymore