Cop: Do you know how fast you were going? Jordan Peterson: What do you mean by going? It cant possibly be defined unless you know where I’m coming fr- Cop: Just shut the fuck up and answer the question Jordan Peterson: *crying uncontrollably*

Zero. That is the amount of situations in life where knowing a lot about professional boxing will be of any use to you Being an extreme boxing knower abouter is like being super good at Magic the Gathering. Anyone who’s impressed by it is probably not someone you want around

We are living the golden age of dumb people getting mad about shit that doesn’t matter and smart people not getting nearly mad enough about shit that does

Wow that must have been so traumatic for you. Have you tried shutting the fuck up and just going about your day like a normal adult?

Should be a national holiday

She tied for fifth place, meaning she got fucking smoked by four other girls. She then of course leveraged that poor me victimhood into a talking head job because the entire maga machine is one giant loser magnet

I hate when the most obvious conman of the last century tricks me again. How does this keep happening?!

I don’t know who these dipshits are but I guarantee you they will be back behind bars within 18 months for check forging or child porn or both

The last person who got fucked up and killed this many people was the singer of Great White

This one lost me $200 against Joe fucking Smith

Christianity is a death cult. Stop putting these psychos in charge of your health. They want to die and they want you to do the same

Watching Americans turn into catamites for a coffee boy to the people who enabled and financed 9/11 is super fun. Eat shit and fuck off for life Teofimo Lopez

This fucking idiot will never live this down and no one should ever let him. Talking shit, dropping n-bombs, acting hard only to turn around and publicly suck The Hand Holder’s ballbag. Absolute loser shit. Pathetic beyond words

I had to go to the white trash walmart on the other side of town today and every cart returner that worked there looked like Caleb Plant This is as close as I get to a boxing tweet these days

Caleb Plant’s entire career was based around being juuuuuuuust barely good enough to pass as an opponent for Canelo and then live off that payday forever. Once he groveled enough to get that, the whole thing was over

Did Teofimo walk into oncoming traffic yet today? Because that’s the only thing left for him after wolfing down turki’s balls yesterday. If not I assume it’s because he’s busy breaking all the mirrors in his house so he never has to look at his own pathetic face ever again

There’s an entire sub-genre of tweets where you post a video or a pic then simply describe what’s happening and follow it up with “is crazy” Like you post a video of a guy wiping his ass with a pinecone then go “wiping your ass with a pinecone IS CRAZY” Boom, 14K retweets