I have lot 12 consecutive straight bets following this Auburn Florida under (don’t ask). For those interested there is a 1 in 4096 chance of losing 12 straight!

This score bug is fucking awful

Yeah I lost a ton of money on the chiefs and now the eagles won a Super Bowl but it’s okay because I tried the Sunday special meatball sub at warios

Coming in at 16 this week…incoming 🐳 play on ML vs MSU on Wednesday

The unfortunate silver lining in this whole Mary Kate situation is the amount of new burners that will join twitter that are going to fucking suck

Yes, I’m technically on the clock. No, you cannot name more NFL WRs than me in 30 minutes #BallKnowerChallenge

Jayden’s blindside is in good hands.

I don’t know what bet to place to fade St. John’s in the tournament but they are so getting bounced early and I can’t wait to be right

Starting our day off with Creighton +3, Purdue -7.5, and Montana +16.5 with a little ML sprinkle…this is march

I hate you I hate you I hate you

“Clayton knows ball” they all chanted in unison

Similar to the redskins playing the lions in the playoffs, I have brainwashed myself into thinking Maryland will beat Florida tomorrow, I need to be convinced otherwise before I make some irresponsible financial decisions

Why do girls post on instagram for their parents anniversary?

Congrats to my mf brudda Alexander the Eight!Let’s go get the cup back now! Ovechtzky!!!!!

I don’t watch golf at all so take this with a grain of salt but from what I’ve gathered I’ve decided that Bryson is a huge cornball

I can’t wait for the NFL Draft broadcast to let us know what players have had tragic deaths in the family

Is is the nicest day of the year in Columbus? Yes. Will I be staying inside for two hours to watch an objectively bad movie because it’s tradition? Also yes. #VontaeMackNoMatterWhat Rakeem Chrsitmass

The worst person you’ve ever met (probably)

If you’re a baseball guy do yourself a favor and tune into the college World Series this year, it’s so much more entertaining than MLB regular season. Metal bats, pitchers having 120 pitch outings, elite celebrations.

Old heads are always saying “there’s a Seinfeld episode about that”