banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

i actually don’t know what i will do if the tiktok teens ever shut down the al pacino fancam factory

Cuhzz Lightyear

I think all academic papers could do with some more memes like this

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

I was

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

hee hee…shamone

The first person to ever boo had so much hate in their heart. I could only wish to be that hateful one day

The Dominoes Pizza Tracker is doxxing my pizza

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

I decided in 2023 I just wanna live in total delusion. I don’t wanna know anything about anyone or know what’s going on ever

As a first-gen in medicine, it breaks my heart that my dad can't have the honor to hood me during my med school graduation. My success is very much his and I know how much this would mean to him. I'm not sure what kind of message it sends that this honor only goes to doctorates.

He Training To Drive A Dr Seuss Vehicle

Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith created 'The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales' in 1992. After 30+ years, they reflect on their work on the classic children's book and how their partnership began. n.pr/3D81VMe

im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)