That last lonely rotisserie chicken sweating under the heat lamp at the grocery store 5 hours past its prime 😬

Just another day at the office $BTC

The worst part about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein. Never forget.

The ₿eat Goes On.

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Strategy has acquired 3,273 BTC for ~$255.0 million at ~$77,906 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.6% YTD 2026. As of 4/26/2026, we hodl 818,334 $BTC acquired for ~$61.81 billion at ~$75,537 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

this your husband?

Your own husband posted this btw

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected

Are we just supposed to forget about this?

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The Digital Transformation of Capital, Credit, and Money $STRC

Proudly posting your war crimes is not normal.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US SECRETARY OF WAR JUST OPENLY REVEALED THAT THEY ARE NOW RUNNING INITIATIVES TO GAIN A STRATEGIC ADVANTAGE IN BITCOIN 🤯 HE AGREED THAT BITCOIN IS NOW A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE, AND EVERY COUNTRY WILL FOLLOW

~3% volatility. 11.5% yield. ~$380M liquidity. $STRC

Stretch Dividend Rate maintained at 11.50% for May 2026. $STRC

TOULOUSE BECOME THE 1st CITY IN FRANCE TO ACCEPT #BITCOIN FOR SUBWAY PAYMENTS BTC IS BECOMING GLOBAL MONEY 🚀

A written summary of my keynote: The Digital Transformation of Capital, Credit, and Money $STRC

Stretch Everything $STRC