Wanted to throw this out there again, I love you guys omg. I love the pre porn interviews too, I’m that guy, where the ladies are all smiles saying shit like “never had two in my ass but im going to try today! I love spit, please make sure you spit on me” Spectacular omg ily

I know there's a steddie Renaissance happening bc someone just commented on Eddie Munson the Silvertounge yesterday and I did that fic like three years ago 💀

Is it bad to say I'm dying to be some guys mid life crisis?

I found a piece of cardboard with runes written on it on the ground at work. I brought it home and have since tried figuring out what it means (if anything) and realized just how badly my brain has been craving a puzzle 🥲

DONT GIVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR A CAKE ORDER IF YOURE NOT GOING TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!

The people upstairs have been singing karaoke at levels i didn't know were possible for a while now. And like, ok go off it's Saturday. But now they're having side conversations while someone sings at this really high volume so now it sounds like a warzone with its own soundtrack