You’ve already achieved goals you said would make you happy.

No better way to get a dumped carpet out of the mangroves than by roping in a friend. 370 pounds of trash removed this weekend. 33,025 pounds in total. If you'd like to help, please consider donating to my Patreon patreon.com/user?u=24962511

This weekend's tally was 370 pounds of trash removed from the mangroves, including a carpet, giant tire, and whole freaking kitchen stove. 33,025 pounds over 174 days. If you'd like to help, please consider donating to my Patreon patreon.com/user?u=24962511

This greedy capitalist society is rotten to the core. You see a fun product like redzone, consumer friendly without any gross corporate overreach into production, get sniped by old, out of touch pieces of shit who want to plaster ads on it so they can make a quick Buck.

AJ BROWN CAUGHT A BALL

u be talking to somebody and theyll be like yea my parents didnt let me watch spongebob

Tua's Cte brain trying to remember which team colour is defense and which is offense

It should go without saying that transit should be as safe as possible and anyone who breaks that contract should see justice.

Sportsbooks lamenting the enshittification of sports

Getting up Checking for work waiver claims at 6:00 a.m. at 3:00 a.m.

BRINGING BACK OLD SOULJA FOR THIS TOUR

Me acting like I don’t care about fantasy so my players will actually score some points:

If you don’t intentionally do the work to create a life you desire every single day, you’ll end up living a life you despise.

The longer you avoid risk, the riskier your life becomes.

Can the customer with the juicy melons please stand away from the yellow line. Thank you very much.

"with your credit card? you deposited into draftkings with your credit card?"