When you’re singing the “clean up” song, but your child not picking shit up 😒.

I’ve gotten so bad at tweeting

#NewProfilePic

When you're stoned at your minimum wage kitchen job and you see Gordon Ramsay walk in with a camera crew

Going into Ulta a lil lit. Is this a good idea? Prolly not

Both my kids didn’t nap today and they are pissed

Damn who posted this pic of @ro_Leexxx without her consent. Take this down pls

I just wanna nap

do NOT get the dollaritas from Applebee’s

Dunk off of dollaritas 😎

When you don’t realize how much you’ve missed your besties until you see them again after a long time 😭

Just took my birth control with a chug of beer 😂

Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4 year old kid came on the screen and booed when it went onto someone else

When you drunk af and someone tells you you're drunk

I’m back bitches

Felt impulsive and cut my hair