What else is new. Alissa O'Neil-Hamato Have a better grip on yer gear, hot stuff. This bonehead once tried to snatch my sai because he couldn’t find a toothpick. Once.

Paper thin ice, Mikey. Paper thin.

A torn-up, isolated chaos with empty pizza boxes and Orange Crush cans scattered as far as the eye can see.

Be afraid, those who would seek to enter. You may never come back.

You're one to talk, Raph. If I got my hands on half the Mountain Dew cans under your bed, I could build us a couple of Nano bots.

Touchée, brainiac.

We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together. #BrothersDay

We are ninjas. We strike hard, defend, protect, and fade into the night. #BrothersDay

And there's no bad guy or monster that could ever change that. That's what's important. That's why we'll always be brothers. #BrothersDay

Man, I love being a turtle! #BrothersDay

Hah. How's that for a Brothers day speech?

Oh sock it, bonehead. Michelangelo

“Donatello: Is that touching or what? Cut it out, you two, I'm almost in tears.” …What, if yer in your basement, you think yer safe now?

Oh get ova' yourself, braniac. Donatello

*headshakes* We're just one big happy family…

Full House ain't got nothin'.

Since when do ya need a special occasion?… Michelangelo

Tempting, but I'll pass. Michelangelo

She was pregnant, you bozo. Michelangelo

Sure. I imagine it'd be the same day Donny licks a working engine and Leo calls Splinter "pops" Michelangelo