got paid and immediately started online shopping

you should be sentenced to unspeakable horrors for even thinking about saying this

When is it 4/20 for molly ?

I don’t even think urinals should exist at all tbh

Hi. How are you?

guys

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

I woke up in the morning 🥱 I tore ✅

Damn you people can't do anything

Real bitches were doing both

uso camisinha oversize pro meu pau ficar streetwear

First time being fired kinda nervous 🧘‍♂️

most unrealistic part of euphoria is keeping in contact with this many people from high school

folded laundry and washed dishes back to back

Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.

Im soooooooooo drunk WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA Slayyyteeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr 😭😭😭😭

i hope in toy story 6 we meet a clay doll created by a caveman 10000 years ago and the toys have to reconcile with the fact that they cannot die and will never age

i've given oomf dick