Moving sale! If you've gotten a quote for editorial services from me, consider it reduced by 30% for this month only.

If you haven't gotten a quote for my editorial services, maybe you should! Turns out moving is really expensive, guys.

Unpopular opinions: every time someone says "grow this company", I want to punch them in the face.

Please don't say things like "I'm [xx] years young!" in your cover letter. I'm judging your writing, not your age, I swear it.

Guys, it's *intents and purposes*, not intensive purposes. I mean, what the hell *is* an intensive purpose, even?

Friendly reminder: Actions are illegal; people are not.

Sorry, internet, but emoticons do not double as end punctuation.

Human females are called *women*. Your hero should only be referring to them as females if they're non-human--werewolves, say.

Internet, do you guys have feelings on Verizon vs. Comcast as an internet provider?

Android fans, what're your favorite apps? (Inspired by the latest Humble Bundle, which I just bought. For reasons.)

If you lose something, it's gone. If you loose something, it's no longer secured and will probably be gone soon.

RT Griselda Heppel: What about: if you are lying on the ground you're resting; if you are laying on the ground you're producing an egg.

RT Darcy: Hey people with blogs who don't display any kind of date anywhere on their posts: Um, you're doing it incorrectly.

I'm not a purse-carrying person, but that's not at all stopping me from wanting to make one of these. ow.ly/fpRrP

If someone faints right, they need a medic. If they feint right, they actually go left/straight, misleading their opponents.

Sudden change in plans means I have a work-free 10 days. Anyone looking to hire an editor? Email or DM for info--rantyeditor@gmail.

Pet peeve: People who send manuscripts at 300% zoom. How big do you think my screen is!?

@bewarika I can be nice! I mean, if that's what people want. It's usually not.

Doner (kebab) is a delicious food. A donor is someone who donates something. Feel free to donate some doner to my belly.

If you're writing about food, you should know the difference between yolk & yoke. Only one is delicious on toast.