This could’ve been one of the best series of #loveisland if they’d just stop putting Andrew and Tasha on screen every 3 seconds. Nobody gives a fuck you boring cunts.

We’ve just been forced to sit through an hour of Tasha and Andrew acting like complete cocks, then the second Davide and Ekin-Su sit down and start a conversation - “I’VE GOT A TEXT.” Give the people what they want ffs. #loveisland

Jacques plotting his next infidelity immediately after Paige forgave him:

Jacques is a proper shitbag. Only pipes up at women and then rather than directing his anger towards the 6’5” unit who’s been chatting shit about him, he lashes out at poor little Billy who’s done fuck all wrong. 😂 #loveisland

Jacques: “I’ll tell him straight to his face I don’t give a fuck. Nobody is chatting shit about me, I don’t care who it is. If he wants to go, we can fucking go.” *Adam comes over* Jacques: “Crack on, pal.”

Me watching Gemma force that “I love you too” out:

Tasha should’ve put this on one of the notes just to spice things up

Hearing about 4 hours into a 40C heatwave: the heatwave:

Love Island royalty.

Big Brother is coming back. Hook it into my fucking veins.

Luca is about to track down every single person who didn’t vote for him and ask for an explanation. #LoveIsland

Matt Hancock walks into a bar with a toad on his head. The barman says "eurgh, that’s disgusting, how did that happen?” The toad replies "I dunno, I woke up this morning and it was growing from my arsehole."

Whitney: “They’re a bit territorial.” Jess: “What’s that mean? I’m not good with big words.” Me: