If You Want To Be TOGETHER You Have TO-GET-HER .

I never understood why men cheat on their beautiful women with girls that look like donkey from shrek.

Hoes be making twerk videos. Talking bout "just playing around" bitch you know you was serious

Bitches be dark as 11:59, talking 'bout they mixed. Mixed with what? Dirt and oil?

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize That you can't trust anyone

In every class, there's always those ratchet girls that go crazy when there's a substitute teacher..

Willow Smith, you?re 11 years old. Nobody needs advice about ?being themselves? from you. Call us back when you get your period.

The vagina is only 4-6 inches deep. Fuck are you bitches begging for 12 inches of dick for? You Bitches Retarded Have A Seat-- >_/

#IWantSomebodyThat I can trust.

All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Hoe Workshop xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your girl is rated 'R' for Rachet

Teacher: We are watching a movie today. Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say

White Kid: Shut up mom! Mom: *Shuts Up* Black Kid: Shut up mom! *Wakes up* Where am I? Doctor: Intensive care.

Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest of things. "ooooh girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!

Normal people: aww, they're such a cute couple. Me: I wonder if they f*cked yet.

Actions speak louder than words so come here let me slap the shit out you

#IAdmitThat I like food more than people.

Lil kids forever asking "Do you have games on your phone"?.... BITCH NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!

The best curve on a girl is her smile (: Lol just kidding, look at that ass.

Damn Owl outside my window won't shutup... It keeps saying, "WHO?" ... I've said, "Mike Jones" like 50 damn times.