Wow, this is absolutely the next-level solution >Open Shortcuts app >Click 'Automation' on the bottom, then the '+' in the top right >Scroll down, click 'App', select the apps you want (I did Photos and Camera) >Select 'Is Closed' and 'Run Immediately', click 'Next' >Click

"Purple for Advent!" "um, actually it's violet!" "noooooo, you have to use Sarum Blue!" Do you have any idea how far down this is on the list of things I care about?

You honestly don’t see this level of earnest Reddit posting in the wild very often anymore you have to observe it in awe like some rare nearly extinct mentally disabled bird

''And I, Crazy Horse, do also solemnly swear, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the United States of America and I will serve them honestly and faithfully against all their enemies or opposers whomsoever;'' Literal 9/11 for some of you

Woe! Woe! I mean, a blessed Advent II!

This is going to make two billion dollars and no one you know will ever talk about seeing it or quote a single line of dialogue

A 135 pound mitochondriac explaining to the most retarded person on health Twitter (4 plate bench, perfect blood work, 50 VO2 max etc) why his magnesium supplements are killing him because they are made under blue light (he's schizophrenic).

“The LGBT community really resonates with my character who kidnaps and abuses kids through satanic witchcraft” is a heck of a thing to say

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY 👉: Connecting Scripture Genuine Leather edition. Repost and explain HOW you would use this volume. Easy!

I cover intertexuality in my apologetics club I lead at university and this would be an invaluable resource for that purpose

> be internet atheist > "order doesn't need God or intelligent design, watch this" > shows video where order comes from intelligent design > people point it out > "yes but it's the RANDOM IMPULSES that produce the effect" > "you supplied the impulses you are the agent" >

Y'all have the stupidest conversations on here.

Liberals: Dang it, our most recent victim had a problematic past that disqualified him from being a true martyr. If only we could find some sinless person who could be executed by the state in order to bring about a better world. Me: Guys, you are not going to believe this.

Leftist voice: Wow this movie about a squalid authoritarian dystopian Britain where no one is having kids and is overrun by third-world migration really reminds me of Palestine and ICE

Kind of ruins the fun knowing there actually is an elite Jewish cabal emailing each other stuff like "the goyim have gone insane"

satan just reincarnated in front of him

It’s not a coincidence It’s a remnant of Eden