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I seriously question the taste of anyone who could actually hate Diana, The Musical. You children are so used to being fed musical theatre Cheerios that you think an industrial sized tub of Froot Loops mixed with Golden Grahams every now and then is disgusting. Wrong! It’s delish.

🎶 I’ve got those if-I-breathe-this-air-can-I-still-go-to-see-my-mother bluuuuuesssss! That if-I-have-this-party-will-I-need-a-ventilator feeeliiiiiinnnng! 🎵

Out of an abundance of caution, I will be finally telling everyone that yes I did leave Hot Feet at intermission and went to El Centro for margaritas.

🎶 Diana will be closed for ooonnnnee day… And when ooonnneee day is up… I’ll give you a clip of Shipoooooopi… A Lambeth Walk tempo Shipoooooooopi… 🎵

New drag name: Charlotte St. Martin

Well I got the original press kit for Fanny and Alexander including a 10 page essay by Ewa Fröling about working with Bergman and long bios for everyone in the movie including all the random maids so please do not bother me for the next few days I am very busy thanks.

Just overheard my mom on the phone recommending Diana, The Musical on Netflix to my aunt. My work here is done.

What about the hundreds of thousands of celibate people you put costumes on and walk around with a leash daily plus that one saint who was basically Dr. Doolittle?

No fashion statement says seditious conspiracy quite like an eyepatch with glasses on top.

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When @TimDrucker loses his phone on vacation and you get a random strangely punctuated text from a strange number sending condolences on the loss of Andre, and you don’t know whether it’s actually him or a very gay scammer.

Dear God, NOW all of a sudden you’re a chubby chaser? Leave our fat icons alone! You can’t have Andre, Meat, AND Louie. Wtf.

Edge of a KNIFE, King. That’s like saying I love Pet Seminary. Get it together!

Today I celebrate the fairy tale that resuscitates my faded, jaded Broadway heart: that this often unscrupulous, spineless industry, which so easily pulverizes the independent spirit, has embraced the beautifully obstinate truth telling of Michael R. Jackson. Go go go @StrangeLoopBway

Just a quick PSA to say that, while I absolutely love Brendan Fraser, if you ever have the misfortune of asking me what I think about The Whale, make sure you have at least 4 hours and a bottle of Xanax handy because RAGE. Happy Labor Day! ❤️

Boomerbookers! Hear ye the death rattle from the collapsed lungs of the blue bird of Musk? We may have lost our relevance, but WE HAVE WON THE WAR! I shall stand as Tilda Swinton in Narnia and plunge the dagger into the hideous billionaire’s heart myself! SALVE ZUCKERBERG!

Wow Senator Katie Boyd Britt giving BFA in acting from University of Phoenix Online with this Republican response. Do “I burned dinner” from Angels in America next!

Hiiiiii! I’m Katie Britt, 5’6, EMC, based in Hell.